So You wanna be a Christian??

Here ls what you need to know...

Mary had a baby but she was still a virgin.

Jesus was the baby but he was his father and his son.
Jesus was born in Bethlehem but he was from Nazareth

and remember he didn't speak Hebrew, he spoke Aramaic.

Paul is Saul and Simon is Peter. The devil is an angel and a snake that talks.
Jesus lived, died and now he lives. He was here but left and will be back aga
There is one God but they are three, the father, the son and the Holy Ghost.
God freed the slaves but only exactly when the Pharaoh freed them.

God was a Jew and was killed by Jews but not by Jews, for playing God
and so that made him Christian and God to everyone but the Jews.
Jesus was not here to change the law but ended most of them.
Wine is blood and bread is flesh.

A fisherman catches men and not fish.

A fish is not meat and we cannot eat meat on Friday so we eat fish
with bread which is flesh but not meat...

The first Christian was Jew, he was crucified for the Jews by Romans
says a Roman Christian who was a Jew.

Romans killed Jews and Christians until they began worshiping a Jew,
became Christian and killed more Jews.

God made everyone but he is Christian and Jews are his chosen people.

MAKES PERECT SENSE::