Nyeri: a stagnant, rusty and under-developed town

Nyeri is barren wasteland on the leeward side of mt kenya. Its cold and never really rains, but drizzles. No economic activity at all. No tea, no coffee, no cattle, no food crop, no nothing. Kuzaana nayo ndio hiyo. This is the original cause of mungiki and the epic scale of prostitution.

Kuharibu maneno wanawake ni wanaume hivi Hivi from body shape to behaviour. Shoulders ni wide sana for most chicks, butt ni flat for most too, and boobs are usually big. You wanna run away to far away lands if you stay there for a month. Ni heri ocha.

The reality is that nyeri actually thrives on goverment money. The place is well connected. Kibaki injected money there using the kimathi university project and some other stuff. Every year there is an obvious injection of money through the university in the order of billions. By government and students.

Before 2010, the town closed at 6.pm and at seven you could be arrested for loitering or being mungiki who ruled the town then. It then used to close on sunday, and there would be a lock on every shop entrance. Its one hell of a boring place and there are only empty bars everywhere. The bars are kept afloat by prostitutes, not beer. Everything is expensive as traders try to make a kill with the few sales.

It is also true that the people who own nyeri, the better part of it, are not more than ten.

The other problem is epic lack of style. Goodluck finding a properly finished house to let. Ndio hizo nyumba @ndume anacomplain. Enda ukanunue sofa utapata stuff material poa lakini imeshonwa ovyo ovyo. Hapo unaweza okolewa na naivas ama maathai supermarkets. Hoteli mob chakula ni expe na ni ovyo. Anyway, finese is lost on people there.
ANYONE WHO KNOWS NYERI NA ANATAKA KUPINGA ATOE STORI YAKE