Dry Joke Of The Day...

Wife: Hubby, what are you going to buy me for mothers' day?

Husband: Hmmmmmmmm, what would you like?

Wife: Can you buy me a giraffe?

Husband: Why would you want a giraffe? It's difficult to find. In any case you do not have space to keep it. Can't you chose something manageable?

Wife: Can you stop drinking beer?



Next day this happens